| Statistics for The Silicon Messiah |
| Variable | Value |
| Origin | Unknown |
| Species | Unknown |
| Weight | Big |
| Height / Length | Tall / Long |
| Stance | Upright |
| Movement | Bipedal / Rocket powered flight |
| Skin | Meteoric alloy |
| Hair | Wire with neon green insulation |
| Eyes | Neon green LED |
| Sign | Neon |
| Sun sign | Ophiuchus |
| Favorite color | Clear |
| Favorite food | Human stew |
| Favorite fighting style | Illegal ninja moves from the government |
| Favorite attack | Dynamite Bitch-slap |
Favored enemy (+1 to hit, +1 damage) | Humans with INT score of less than 9 |
| Turn-on's | Things, stuff |
| Turn-off's | Other things, other stuff |
| Hero | The Burger King |
| Quote | "..." |